SECOND CHANCE QUIZ

Women's Harpoon wants to know:
What would you do differently if you had to do it all over again?
Comment on this and we'll tally it for your edification!

1. If I had to do my love life over again, I'd
a. be gay
b. be a doctor
c. do the same thing I did (yawn)
d. shoot myself

2. If I could change my career, I'd be
a. a urologist
b. a garbage collector
c. what I am now (booorrrinnng)
d. a romance novelist
e. a sex goddess in porno flicks

3. If I could change my household, I'd
a. never have gotten those damn ferrets
b. have only 3 kids
c. keep it exactly the way it is now (come on!)
d. have a pet cougar

4. If I could live any way I wanted, I'd
a. live in a little cottage in the English countryside
b. live in a castle in Switzerland
c. live exactly where I do now (we're getting really tired of you)
d. jaunt around the world with the jet set on yachts and stuff

5. If I could change my life's companion, I'd
a. live with June cleaver
b. live with someone who can cook
c. have the very same person I have now (gag)
d. live with Gonzo

6. If I could do it all over again, I'd do it as
a. a blonde
b. a brunette
c. I am right now (are you for real?)
d. anything as long as it had hair

7. If I could pick one moment in my life to repeat, it would be
a. the moment I met my true love
b. the moment I made my first million
c. right here, right now (maybe we could kill you?)
d. the moment I murdered my worst enemy

8. If I could live one moment over, it would be
a. that time I streaked through the cafeteria
b. that time I asked "but will you respect me?"
c. nothing, my life's been perfect (let' s all gang up on this person)
d. that time I said "kids sound fine, honey"

9. If I could change myself, I'd be
a. younger
b. thinner
c. nothing different, I like myself the way I am (ok, that's it, you're dead meat)
d. sexier
e. a,b, and d above

10. If a rich, good-looking stranger asked me to run away I'd
a. say "when?"
b. call my lawyer
c. say "sorry, I'm happy where I am" (ringer!)
d. call my mother

11. If I had a million dollars, I'd
a. probably blow it all in one, huge, conspicuously consumptive shopping spree
b. become a disgusting layabout
c. start a foundation for some worthy cause (send this kid to camp!)
d. start a foundation for the poor, starving bloggers of the world who need money from their avid readers (oops)

12. My advice to youngsters:
a. find what you want to do and let nothing stand in your way
b. marry a rich guy early
c. study politics and become president
d. don't have kids

Score: More than 4 c's -- you're so well adjusted you're frightening. More than 4 b's -- well, maybe you should do it over again. More than 4 a's -- you're my kind of person: who cares if you're maladjusted? More than 4 d's + e's combined -- not even doing it again will help you, Honey, but this is all just one scorer's opinion and I'm no prize either.